heichoutea:

paladin-hem:

ALAN I AM NOT SAYING THIS

OH MY GOD

Between the time he actually sent this and now I’ve actually watched this anime and I’m really glad I didn’t say this

heichoutea:

paladin-hem:

ALAN I AM NOT SAYING THIS

OH MY GOD

Between the time he actually sent this and now I’ve actually watched this anime and I’m really glad I didn’t say this



onemultiplefandom:

bitchesaloud:

plot twist

THIS WAS THE CUTEST PLOT TWIST EVER




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agentsif:

snarkysourwolf:

different-to-the-rest:

lanadelnachos:

ayeyophoebe:

slytherin-kyuubi:

a-study-in-cheekbones:

childofaphrodite:

soaringpenis:

notkorra:

antlare:

here, have some childhood nostalgia

whAT THE FUCK

YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT

LITERALLY SCREAMING. I SPAT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY SCREEN. this is so wonderful. ohmyjesus.

two grown up girls crying here as they recognized eVERY FUCKING SINGLE SONG OMGS

I FEEL OLD IM 16 I SHOULDN’T FEEL OLD

This is annoying me to no end what’s the one after American dragon, both me and my sis know the tune but we can’t match up the cartoon?!?!?!?!?! WHAT IS IT?!?!?!

^^IT’S THE MOTHERFUCKING POWERPUFF GIRLS DUDE.
and srsly… i’m nearly 20 and i sang along to every song with lyrics.
THE POKEMON SONG HIT ME LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN THO.

i lost it at rugrats

KIM POSSIBLE WHAT

you lost me until rugrats, holy shit I feel old

ed edd and eddy hit me like a bus





Anonymous;
My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.


swagitsune:

I can’t stop making these.



[x]



Anonymous;
I once had sex in the back of my gf's parked next to my college's music building. we listened to stravinsky and I came hard at the climax of the piece. best sex EVER.

sex-thrill:

slutty confession time send mr ur sluttiest confession and ill post it



Anonymous;
I once had sex in the back of my gf's parked next to my college's music building. we listened to stravinsky and I came hard at the climax of the piece. best sex EVER.

sex-thrill:

slutty confession time send mr ur sluttiest confession and ill post it



tblaberge:

Goals.

tblaberge:

Goals.







nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

image

I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming



Just the thought of kissing your lips after waiting for so long makes my knees weak and my heart shiver.
— (via unknown-reality)


You don’t realize how alone you are until you’re staying up every night thinking about things you should never think of and you cant tell anybody because you have nobody to tell.
— 4:26am
7/1/14 (via phyxiated)